LHETAG

Loyal Heights Elementary Theatre Arts Group (TAG) brings professional theatre training and high production quality for our students and community to enjoy.

Browse through our website to find information on important cast news, rehearsal, performance, & enrichment course schedules, volunteer opportunities, ticket sales, and more.

 

We extend heartfelt thanks to the LHPTA for supporting theatre arts at our school. For more information about our PTA, visit http://loyalheightspta.org.


Be Our Guest


LUMIERE

Ma 'chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. 
And now we invite you to relax. Let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents... your dinner! 
Be our guest! Be our guest! 
Put our service to the test.
Tie your napkin 'round your neck cherie
And we'll provide the rest
Soup du jour
Hot hors d'oeuvres!
Why, we only live to serve.
Try the grey stuff...

CHIP

It's delicious! 

LUMIERE

Don't believe me?
Ask the dishes! 
They can sing, they can dance!
After all, Miss, this is France!

And a dinner here is never second best

Go on, unfold your menu,
Take a glance and then you'll be our guest,

Oui, our guest!

Be our guest! 

SERVANTS, STATUES
Beef ragout!
Cheese soufflé,

Pie and pudding en flambe!

LUMIERE
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret!
You're alone
And you're scared
But the banquet's all prepared.
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the flatware's entertaining.

SERVANTS, STATUES
We tell jokes!

LUMIERE

I do tricks
With my fellow candlesticks.

SERVANTS, STATUES

And it's all in perfect taste,
That you can bet!
Come on and lift your glass.
You've won your own free pass to
Be our guest!

LUMIERE
If you're stressed,
It's fine dining we suggest.

SERVANTS, STATUES
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! 

MRS. POTTS
It's a guest, It's a guest!
Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed.
With dessert, she'll want tea.
And my dear, that's fine with me.
While the cups do their soft-shoeing
I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing!
I'll get warm, piping hot
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot? 
Clean it up! 
We want the company impressed!

SERVANTS, STATUES
We've got a lot to do! 

MRS. POTTS
Is it one lump or two? 
For you, our guest!?

SERVANTS, STATUES
She's our guest!

MRS. POTTS
She's our guest! 

SERVANTS, STATUES
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!

ALL
Be our guest! Be our guest! 
Our command is your request.
It's been years since we've had anybody here
And we're obsessed.
With your meal, 
With your ease, 
Yes, indeed, we aim to please.
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you, 
We'll keep going.
Course by course, 
One by one!
'Til you shout "Enough, I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest.
Tonight you'll prop your feet up!
But for now, let's eat up!
Be our guest! 
Be our guest! 
Be our guest! 
Please, be our guest!