Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
No one says no to Gaston! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! It's more than I can bear.
Oh, LeFou... I'm disgraced.
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston,
Looking so down in the dumps.
Ev'ry guy here'd like to be you, Gaston,
Even when taking your lumps.
There's no man in town as admired as you.
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy.
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why.
No one's slick as Gaston,
No one's quick as Gaston,
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston.
For there's no man in town half as manly.
Perfect! A pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley,
Lefou & Silly Girls:
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
No one's been like Gaston,
A king pin like Gaston.
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston!
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five hurrahs!
Give twelve hip-hips!
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips!
No one fights like Gaston,
Douses lights like Gaston.
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
For there's no one as burly and brawny.
As you see I've got biceps to spare.
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny.
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair!
No one hits like Gaston,
Matches wits like Gaston.
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston.
I'm espcially good at expectorating!
Ten points for Gaston!
Ooh! Ah! Wow!
My what a guy, that Gaston!
Gaston! Hey! Let's go!
No one shoots like Gaston,
Makes those beauts like Gaston,
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston.
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
My what a guy, Gaston!